texting

It's important to note that we choose as our go-to communication style says a lot about who we are and how we hold our relationships.

In the hopes of convincing the greater Berkeley community that Facebook Messenger is indeed superior, I have compiled a list of very valid reasons.

Unfortunately, as with most things — if not everything — there’s a glaring list of cons that make me hate texting despite all the benefits it provides.

Unlike texting and calling, letters compose a long, uninterrupted monologue with a purpose: to communicate with someone you aren’t seeing in person.

July 17 is the only day you can actually use the calendar emoji, and it also happens to be World Emoji Day!

One may ask: How do I avoid being called on by my GSI in section? We at the Clog have a list of surefire ways to avoid this intimidating confrontation.

Of course, I don’t tell him that copy editing just feels intrinsically satisfying. I don’t tell him that it allows me some miniscule amount of order and linear progression as I come to terms with the notion that I, as a freshman, can only pretend to have plans for my own future.

I used to think that all that was missing in the dating game was some old fashioned chivalry. If only the cyber pornoscape hadn’t polluted the minds of millennials into thinking that people want to be treated like hoes and tricks.