shark tank

While you can’t judge a book by its cover, perhaps your Myers-Briggs Type Indicator can judge which cliche matches your personality.

Are you tired of scrolling through Netflix or flipping through channels on your TV? Can’t find a single show worth your time? Well, we at the Clog hear you! Here are five shows starring our beloved campus mascot, Oski, that are guaranteed to keep your eyes glued to the screen this semester.

Take a deep breath before we dive deep to get the perhaps surprising lowdown on some of the ocean’s “deadliest predators.”

My multicultural upbringing is a source of pride and joy, not a stranger’s tangled yarn to cut up and reorganize. So when you ask me where I’m from, challenge your monocultural norms first.

In one example, two men intentionally blow up their goddamn boat and spend two days in shark-infested waters with no food or sleep. Yikes.

With bad reality TV comes good, too. We at the Clog have a power ranking of what we believe are the trashiest and the flashiest reality TV shows.

Well, it seems like that glory — which came both from the Mavericks’ wins and from the lack of controversial publicity — is a thing of the past now.

We need the different pressures and rewards of all of our places, present, future and past. For it is only then that we will know who we are.