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BERKELEY'S NEWS • SEPTEMBER 24, 2023

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Every time you go online, an FBI agent is watching your every move. The bond between you and your FBI agent might be stronger than you think!
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Every time you go online, an FBI agent is watching your every move. The bond between you and your FBI agent might be stronger than you think!
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The infamous password strength checker has it all wrong. To help you make some strong passwords, here is The Clog's password strength guide.
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The infamous password strength checker has it all wrong. To help you make some strong passwords, here is The Clog's password strength guide.
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Is it really such a crime to eat cough drops when you don't have a cough? In 2021, we must normalize eating cough drops as a snack.
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Is it really such a crime to eat cough drops when you don't have a cough? In 2021, we must normalize eating cough drops as a snack.
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About three months ago, I started to regularly drink water for the first time, and my entire life changed in ways I couldn't have ever imagined.
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About three months ago, I started to regularly drink water for the first time, and my entire life changed in ways I couldn't have ever imagined.
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Imagine how much better your car rides would be if you turned on the radio to hear animated vegetables performing instead of normal Christmas music.
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Imagine how much better your car rides would be if you turned on the radio to hear animated vegetables performing instead of normal Christmas music.
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Despite everything going on, you don’t need to go without a Halloween costume this year. Here’s how to make your hoodie a perfectly valid Halloween costume.
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Despite everything going on, you don’t need to go without a Halloween costume this year. Here’s how to make your hoodie a perfectly valid Halloween costume.
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We all like to think we are the main characters of our stories, but most of us aren't. Here are some ways to tell you aren’t the main character.
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We all like to think we are the main characters of our stories, but most of us aren't. Here are some ways to tell you aren’t the main character.
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To help you keep your oven safe, we at the Clog have compiled the top six ways that your neighbor will exploit the Halloween season to steal your oven.
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To help you keep your oven safe, we at the Clog have compiled the top six ways that your neighbor will exploit the Halloween season to steal your oven.
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All jokes aside, I really enjoy attending family weddings, and they're great opportunities to meet all the relatives at once. They just wouldn’t be the same over Zoom.
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All jokes aside, I really enjoy attending family weddings, and they're great opportunities to meet all the relatives at once. They just wouldn’t be the same over Zoom.
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If you feel like you need to get away, then why not try the world right outside your door? It’s a trip that we at the Clog highly recommend!
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If you feel like you need to get away, then why not try the world right outside your door? It’s a trip that we at the Clog highly recommend!
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