satire

Love is in the air! Or, is it? As the temperature plummets, so have the hopes for any semblance of romance on Valentine’s Day. We caught up with Gemma’s now ex-boyfriend Luke and asked why he'd decided to end a two-year relationship over text just a few days away from Valentine’s Day.

As we enter the spring semester of the 2022-2023 academic year, many of us seniors are getting ready to say goodbye to the school we’ve shed gallons of blood, sweat and tears at. As an incredibly bittersweet sensation the class of 2023 is feeling rolls in, there’s still so many things most of us may not have had the chance to participate in yet.

We at the Clog have taken it upon ourselves to compile a list of surefire ways to tell if the animal you are looking at is an actual bear or just a UC Berkeley Bear.

There is no shortage of things to do with your time as a UC Berkeley student. But have you considered that you could also just stand outside of a dorm and scream as loud as you can at 3 a.m.? Here at The Daily Clog, we’ve put together a few reasons why you might want to engage in this activity.

For a long time, any enjoyment of trashy vampire novels or silly pop songs had to be cloaked in a thick layer of irony in order to be viewed as acceptable by society.

Sitting over a nest of plates on the outskirts of the Foothill dining hall, junior Anne Anton reported a “pleasant surprise” earlier tonight at the balance of flavors that could be found in the fountain water served there.

Out of the corner of your eye, you spot them. Hands clasped together, gazing intently into each other's eyes. It’s a campus couple.

This midterm season, campus junior Epikph Ail decided to do something different with their studying habits. Instead of spending all their time watching TikTok videos or mindlessly scrolling through Instagram like everyone else, Ail decided to actually crack open the math textbook they had bought for $300. 

 Here at the Clog, we’re all about dining at Foothill in a sanitary and organized manner. We hope that this guide has offered some insight into the contentious history between UC Berkeley students and the utensils they use to consume food.