reality TV

At the group date on Santa Monica Pier, each of the women reveals her deep, undying feelings for Gerry, and each of the women is swiftly but kindly rebuffed. This late into the season, Gerry has mastered his “That's so nice of you to say” schtick.

In solidarity with stupid jokes everywhere, The Daily Californian has chosen to join Vulture’s Molly Fitzpatrick on her campaign to popularize a new nickname for Gerry: Gatch.

ABC’s hotly anticipated offshoot of “The Bachelor” centers the sexiest subgroup on this side of the Berlin Wall’s collapse: women between the ages of 60 and 75.

I think that my favorite Kardashian at the moment says a lot about my personality and interests of that time — which is why I created this handy list for anyone else who’s curious about what their favorite Kardashian says about them.

“MILF Manor” is to reality TV what the golden ratio is to art. 

For days when the thought of watching a Criterion Collection film or, God forbid, cracking the spine of a book conjures a wave of nausea, I turn to reality TV.

As someone who profoundly believes that watching mind-numbing reality TV shows is the perfect way to rest your brain, I have taken it upon myself to rank Netflix reality TV shows from least watchable to most beloved. Here’s my take!

I began categorizing my tasks and ideas as if they were a set competition; I grew accustomed to putting myself out there, no longer intimidated by others who were supposedly “better” than me.

Like Phoebe Waller-Bridge in Fleabag, I turn to an invisible camera to give my unsolicited commentary. Some people talk to God — I talk to an audience that isn’t there.

“The Rehearsal” isn’t so much a direct parody of reality TV as it is a deconstruction of its entire premise.