orgasm

After one unorgasmic finger stab too many, I was haunted by the realization that I had spent years of my life having unsatisfying sex. It was clearly necessary to make a drastic change.

Antidepressants are an unrivaled cock block, but it does not have to ruin sex; getting in someone’s head is just as powerful as getting in their pants.

I won’t fake anything anymore. I’ve swapped out my performances for honesty — so yes, I will tell you if I did not orgasm in bed.

Though sex with and without an orgasm seem to be interchangeable, I assure you they are not. While sex without an orgasm can be enjoyed, the pleasure is dull, and can lead to a sense of disappointment that will fall onto your partner.

There’s also tends to be a lot more stigma surrounding masturbation for people without penises, like it’s somehow uncouth to touch yourself if you’ve got a vagina.

I’m five shots in at 2 p.m. and my one-off Tinder hookup parks his car at a more vacant lot atop Grizzly Peak.