Cal Day 2015
APRIL 16, 2015
Tips for coming to Cal: Befriend upperclassmen, shop classes
Congratulations! You have been admitted to one of the most prestigious schools in the nation — probably as a result of your stellar resume, which highlighted your shining status as the No. 1 valedictorian and revealed your glowing experience in bringing aid to third-world countries while simultaneously interning at the public defender’s office during your first year of elementary school.