major

When I was a senior in high school, I applied to 20 different colleges as a neuroscience major. My goal was to become a doctor who traveled the world and practiced journalism on the side.

We wish we could make an honest living doing the things we truly love: those that involve the least amount of work. If only life were that easy.

“All you do is mooch off of your parents, watch TV and post pictures of yourselves frolicking instead of working! Back in my day … ”

Compared with more pressing issues, purpose seems like a vague concept, much more difficult to grasp. So let's ponder it now.

As dedicated members of the Clog, our daily job is to make you laugh. If you follow the following directions to perfection, with no more than an eighth of a teaspoon of salt in your system, you’ll enjoy your day to the fullest.

The end of the semester is upon us, and with Phase I enrollment rapidly approaching, it's time to start planning — and panicking.