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On my computer, I wrote troves of poetry and metaphorical stories, burdening Microsoft Word documents with lamentations about the depression I had been dealing with since fourth grade, and about my parents divorcing. Alone in my room, symbolic pen in my hand, I began, in earnest, to cement my career as a writer.

Are you sick of people not taking you seriously? People aren’t nearly as skittish as they used to be, and our street cred is suffering as a result.

My attention is a currency, passed between entities at the rate of a fraction of a penny per visit, per minute. Thinking about it for too long disturbs me.

If people are asking you incessantly about what you're doing this summer, we at the Clog have come up with some awesome responses.

While there are many lessons to take away from the election of Donald Trump, one is that numbers can lie.

According to the Associated Press Stylebook, the ever-sacred text that any copy editor worth their salt strictly adheres to, brackets cannot be used as punctuation because “they cannot be transmitted over news wires.”

Chancellor Nicholas Dirks announced Tuesday that the campus is working to upgrade network security after campus printers were attacked by a hacker last week and distributed anti-Semitic, anti-LGBT and white supremacist flyers.