feelings

With a new year comes a blank slate, an air of invincibility, and the promise of earnest hope that better days lie ahead. The following list shares songs for this coming year:

I tried to say that if I fell in love with him, it wouldn’t change things — I was never going to try replacing his wife, or attempt to wreck their marriage.

I can’t remember the last time I cried. Outside of watching movies or reading books, I probably only cry once or twice a year.

Personally, I think the emptiness you feel after finishing a great TV show you’ve been engrossed in for a while is the most universal emotion of all.

The feelings of resentment, anger, guilt and jealousy are uncomfortable, draining and tolling. Nevertheless, they exist. So, what is to be done about them? 

The play as a whole is ambitious, yet possibly too much so — the artificially intelligent therapist is one of the seven main characters making up the plot — and the result is an overwhelming overload of information.

Much like the cephalopod cool kid Squidward in the show, “Spongebob Squarepants,” it’s easy to feel trapped in an inescapable void without any feeling.

I used to think that all that was missing in the dating game was some old fashioned chivalry. If only the cyber pornoscape hadn’t polluted the minds of millennials into thinking that people want to be treated like hoes and tricks.