Derek Zoolander

Book legitimate, conservation-conscious ecotourism excursions through your hotel or travel agency, or you’ll disrupt the health of an ecosystem, get trapped on the ocean floor and, you guessed it, die.

If I had an orange mocha frappuccino for every time I mistake Urban's expensive clothes for genuinely shabby ones, I would put Starbucks out of business altogether.

Taming the trouser snake, frosting the pie, unlocking the chamber of secrets, battling the purple-headed yogurt slinger — we all know what these phrases really mean. It’s been around since human beings first realized hands could be useful for something other than high-fiving and biting one’s thumb in insult.