McKenna Hathaway

You procrastinate by answering a few seemingly obscure questions, and we here at the Clog will tell you which new single those obscure answers make you.

We've searched for the absolute most off-the-beaten-path, inconspicuous and obscure places to let your guard down without seeing any familiar faces.

As we prepare to bid adieu, let us at the Clog guess what your summer plans include: productivity, procrastination or something in between?

With your last precious moments nigh, we want to transport you back to the golden age of the cringiest of times: freshman year.

In the name of festivities we've decided to name a Kardashian-Jenner patron for each of the UC Berkeley libraries to give you something to really celebrate.

Every Coachella comes with new twists and turns and we're here to go on record with our boldest Coachella predictions yet, mostly so that when they happen we can say we told you so.

When the tornado of the last few moments of the year starts to swirl too fast and you can’t seem to get your life ~together~, we here at the Clog are here to give you some suggestions of productive things you can do instead, because nothing leaves you feeling as refreshed as some classic spring cleaning.

We here at the Clog want to spread the wealth of Ellen’s comedic gold with you, so we've crafted the ultimate power ranking of Ellen’s best waggery.

It’s just the laws of nature: the sky is blue, one plus one is two and you and a fourth of Berkeley are one type of person. So, click on to find out your very own UC Berkeley Freshman Hogwarts House, if you will.

Recreate these five photos to have even the savviest of social media mongols believing you were on the sand in Cabo — all from the comfort of your Snuggie. Fair warning: your phone may indeed combust into flames due to the sheer amount of cringe-worthy content below!