We at the Clog think it’s safe to say that life as a UC Berkeley student is unusual, a little disappointing and, overall, unique. We can’t help but think that no one emulates the life of UC Berkeley students better than THE Kanye West — specifically with his Twitter. Here’s the life of a UC Berkeley student as told by Ye tweets.
When you’re broke but really need that cup of coffee
As a creative your ideas are your strongest form of currency
— KANYE WEST (@kanyewest) April 17, 2018
“I love UC Berkeley — I am so happy here.”
just stop lying about shit. Just stop lying.
— KANYE WEST (@kanyewest) April 18, 2018
Turning up on the weekends
I no longer have a manager. I can’t be managed
— KANYE WEST (@kanyewest) April 25, 2018
Sitting through a whole lecture still not sure of what you’re learning
never a master. Always a student.
— KANYE WEST (@kanyewest) April 24, 2018
When you’re finally done with classes for the day
now can I get back to my positive vibes ?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
— KANYE WEST (@kanyewest) April 25, 2018
Seeing a Kiwi Bot and squirrel at the same time
2 of my favorite people
— KANYE WEST (@kanyewest) April 25, 2018
Turning in another application to a club you really don’t care about but need for your resume
we are more worried about what we can lose than what we feel
— KANYE WEST (@kanyewest) April 26, 2018
Any conversation with other UC Berkeley students
we are programmed to always talk and fight race issues. We need to update our conversation.
— KANYE WEST (@kanyewest) May 1, 2018
When the stress is finally getting to you
sometimes we all need hugs
— KANYE WEST (@kanyewest) May 21, 2018
Having a boring lecture
I be taking naps
— KANYE WEST (@kanyewest) June 12, 2018
When you ask your friend for one problem on the homework and they send you the whole thing
— KANYE WEST (@kanyewest) June 13, 2018
Having a fire fit
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— KANYE WEST (@kanyewest) August 30, 2018
Being flyered on Sproul and thinking of actually taking the flyer
when in doubt… don’t
— KANYE WEST (@kanyewest) July 13, 2018
During discussion sections
I hate talking about things I’m supposed to talk about
— KANYE WEST (@kanyewest) July 26, 2018
Walking through campus
How to NOT kill yourself pt 1
Avoid being around people who make you want to kill yourself
— KANYE WEST (@kanyewest) July 27, 2018
Just being a UC Berkeley student
most fear is learned
— KANYE WEST (@kanyewest) May 2, 2018
Kanye West might as well call himself a Golden Bear. Kanye and UC Berkeley students are really one and the same. Remember to ask yourself once in a while, “What would Kanye do?”