In a dark corner of the Daily Cal office, a copy editor is dreaming:

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blew waives on a sandy beech. Pieceful moment Hawaii maybee or california idk i think eye saw a penguin that’s nice, perfect sunset or maybe sunrise doesnt matter i like the colors orange and yello and a grate big oshun but look their the tides rising big waves darksky birds are gone—when did they leeve better find hi ground quick quick b4 swimming with phishes, nothing against fishes just don’t wanna die sew hurry now oh no cant moove feet stuck running slo mo help help im not gonna make it O but theres a good song playing seems familiar i like it ok maybe drownings not so bad wate that doesnt make sense im dreaming—

now in class didnt study todays the day, the big test day oh look that’s my 3rd grade teacher nvm look again its Lauren Bacall wow so starstruck lauren Bacall i guess it’s 1947 but ok didn’t study good thing i dug this tunnel to Moffitt hehe first question dont know the answer run to MOffittt! Find the answer run back this will take a while wait why are all the test answers ritten on a wall in mofit doesn’t make sense guess I’m dreaming

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~ TL;DR ~ Do androids dream of electric sheep? Do copy editors dream of there/their errors?

Oooh spoooky. …