Don’t panic. I repeat, don’t panic. The Wi-Fi may be down, but all isn’t lost. We at the Clog know your pain (and appreciate the irony of the fact that you can’t take this quiz if the Wi-Fi is down). Find your ethernet cable and take some deep breaths, Bears. You can fix this.
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- What were you working on?
- Page 27 of a 40-page final paper, on Google Docs.
- My CS8 homework. Help me, professor Denero!
- A three-hour Shmoop binge. I have to write an in-class essay this afternoon.
- I was on Twitter, browsing the hottest memes.
- Do you have an ethernet cable?
- Yes, but I don’t know where to plug it in to the wall.
- What’s that? Is that how you charge a laptop?
- Nope! It’s on my to-do list, though.
- I have three, depending on the length I need.
- How fucked are you?
- One hundred percent, completely and totally fucked. I should just drop out now.
- I’m fine, tbh. This gives me a chance to read my new book!
- Very fucked. I think I can recover, though.
- Only slightly fucked. This is completely fixable.
- Where are you?
- Main Stacks. I bury myself in my work (literally).
- MLK Student Union. I like to be in the center of the action.
- My apartment/dorm room. I’ve been watching Netfli– I mean studying.
- The dungeons of Soda Hall.
- How long has the Wi-Fi been down?
- 30 minutes. I’m starting to sweat.
- Maybe a minute or two. I just noticed.
- All morning. Nothing is real and I am dying.
- One hour. I’m going to take a stress nap.
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- Wait it out. Tech support will fix it … Right? Right? Please God let them fix it.
- Take a nap. You’re not going to do anything productive until the Wi-Fi starts working anyway, so you may as well take a hard-earned nap.
- Go outside! Let the sun touch your skin for the first time in weeks as you finally exit your blanket fort due to sheer boredom.
- Refresh manically. If you keep clicking on Google Chrome, it’ll eventually reset. At least that’s what you keep telling yourself.
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