The end of the semester is just a week and a half away. So, as we Bears roll on into the middle of RRR week, let’s take a couple of minutes to reflect on all the achievements and moments of irresponsibility that made spring 2K16 so memorable. We at the Daily Clog are always up for a good game, so we’ve made a semester checklist to help you keep a mental tally. Cross off what you’ve accomplished, and keep the rest in mind for next year.
- Ride Bear Transit in a complete loop past 2 a.m. for no real reason
- Shotgun a beer or chug a milk tea on top of Doe Library
- Celebrate 4/20 at 4:20 p.m. en masse on Memorial Glade
- Go to the Recreational Sports Facility at least six days a week
- Dance by yourself at a party for an hour
- Take a dip in the fountain in front of Boalt Hall
- Hug Oski at a non-sporting event
- Take a condom from the penis on Sproul Plaza
- Climb Sather Gate
- Take a selfie with Chancellor Dirks
- Sign a CalPIRG petition
- Comment on a Daily Clog post
- Have a picnic on top of Pimentel Hall
- Paint your body blue and gold
- Poop at least once in every building on campus
- Go up the Campanile at sunset
- Spend 24 consecutive hours in the Martin Luther King. Jr. Student Union building or Eshleman Hall
- Sleep in a hammock anywhere on campus
- Go to at least 10 hours of office hours
- Eat dinner at late-night for a week straight
- Ride BART to the end of a line
- Play hide-and-seek in the Botanical Gardens
- Friend a GSI on Facebook
- Match with at least four people from one class on Tinder
- Have a sexual encounter in a library
