You might have seen our recent article on the Barnum effect, which helps explain why we find horoscopes so addictive. To continue feeding this addiction, take a look below for your Internet meme horoscope. See how accurately the description fits you.
March 21 – April 20: Doge
You might be awkward, but embrace it. People will love you for it.
April 21 – May 21: Grumpy Cat
You struggle at introductions, but once people get to know you, they can’t get enough. Try being a little more friendly upon first meeting new people.
May 22 – June 21: Good Guy Greg
Unlike the Grumpy Cat, your friendly appearances have shot you into popularity. Don’t let it go to your head.
June 22 – July 22: Condescending Wonka
You think too highly of yourself. Your cocky attitude really turns people off. Be careful with how you talk to people, because if you aren’t careful, you will lose close friends.
July 23 – Aug. 22: Overly attached girlfriend
You are a bit desperate when it comes to … everything. Take a step back and relax. Once you stop searching for everything, good things will come your way.
Aug. 23 – Sept. 21: The most interesting man in the world
Use your wit, intelligence and poise to get ahead. People will be captivated by your stories, and this will get you places.
Sept. 22 – Oct. 22: Fry Squinty Eye
Try going to class a bit more, and you might start understanding your homework assignments.
Oct. 23 – Nov. 21: Text from Hillary
You don’t have time for slackers in your life. Dump some unwanted baggage, and invest in something new.
Nov. 22 – Dec. 21: Joseph Ducreux
You are the life of the party. You know how to have a good time and get others around you to relax. Use your bubbly personality to make others feel more comfortable.
Dec. 22 – Jan. 20: Philosoraptor
Spend some quality alone time. Take time to reflect on what has happened over the year, month or week.
Jan. 21 – Feb. 19: Hipster Ariel
Despite claiming to detest the mainstream, you are most likely spotted at Caffe Strada with a chai latte in your hand. Stop trying so hard.
Feb. 20 – March 20: Advice Mallard
You are the person people flock to for advice. Be open and ready for some difficult conversations in the future.
Image sources: memes.com